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REVIEW: Morke Sjeler (Dark Souls)

Friday, September 24th, 2010

Morke Sjeler (Dark Souls)Dark Souls (Morke Sjeler) is a Norwegian horror film which starts off great but doesn’t quite follow through. The best way to go into this film is completely blank so you have no idea what’s going to happen. That way, you can let the film take you through a ride. I say this because the film transitions through a couple different type of movies until it settles (or gives up) and finishes as a totally different film. Let me explain. We begin with a beautiful girl named Johanna running through the city and then a deserted forest (bad idea right?). Soon enough, she’s chased by an insane man in an orange jumpsuit and is murdered with a drill to the head. Enter Detective Richard Askestad where the film becomes a criminal investigation film. The detective is also our source of comedy throughout the film where he mixes comedic anecdotes with vital facts.


The movie quickly turns to suspense as the father of the murdered runner doesn’t quite realize his daughter is dead. This is where things start to get interesting and I won’t spoil some of the surprises for you. However, I will have to give away one big thing which doesn’t really spoil the movie if you’ve seen the trailer, but if you’re going in completely blank, you’ll want to stop reading soon. The orange jumpsuit man doesn’t stop with one victim, he continues to torment everyone until Norway finds itself with an epidemic they can’t seem to handle. At this point, we’re still in a suspenseful criminal investigation type of movie but now we’re mixed with some medical science mumbo jumbo as the victims start to get autopsied by Dr. Hansen and then…return from the dead!? After being attacked by this serial killer, or not so killer, the victims turn into moaning vegetables.

Morke Sjeler (Dark Souls)

Johanna, did you fall in the mud or something?


Again, the movie switches identity and turns into a family drama. We follow the father of patient zero and his daughter as they try to manage the life of a vegetable in a regular life ala Shawn of the Dead style. He feeds his daughter, takes her for walks in the park, and watches home videos with her trying to recuperate her. As the victim count keeps rising and the police have no leads, the father, Morten Ravn, takes it upon himself to get revenge on his daughter’s attacker. Now we begin the revenge film. If you’ve been keeping track, we’ve gone through a horror film (chase in the woods), detective film (criminal investigation), suspense thriller (dead girl in house with father), medical movie (doctors trying to solve the problem with science), and family drama (dad taking care of his vegetable daughter). Each of these could be a different TV show. Now we’re on to a vigilante revenge story.
Morke Sjeler (Dark Souls)

I liked the villain in this one...very simple: Dude in an orange jumpsuit with a big drill.


At some point the film gives up and it turns into a typical zombie flick. The vegetables start attacking and we’re given a curious deep sea tale which accounts all the problems with an oil which isn’t quite oil…just darkness from the abyss. It doesn’t quite make much sense with why anything is happening but it’s happening and by the time the movie ends, it’s too late to turn back. I enjoyed how the movie began twisting and turning to different types of storytelling. You couldn’t quite put a finger on what type of film this was going to be until it exposed itself as just another zombie movie which really disappointed me because I did see some potential in it. I don’t know what happened, but something went wrong…which is pretty much the explanation the film gave on the zombies.
Morke Sjeler (Dark Souls)

Not sure if they wanted your brains...but they were definitely zombies.

Maelstrom International Fantastic Film Festival The Maelstrom International Fantastic Film Festival is the premiere Pacific Northwest weekend long event devoted towards independent and international genre film making. The event was created to offer exposure to films that traditionally are overlooked by the festival circuit from genres including action, animation, fantasy, horror, and science fiction.
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MIFFF 2010: Action & Science Fiction Shorts

Thursday, September 23rd, 2010

Maelstrom International Fantastic Film FestivalThis year, MIFFF (Maelstrom International Fantastic Film Festival) added the action genre to their shorts lineup. Eric Morgret, Festival Director and Director of Programming at MIFFF commented that he didn’t think bad action shorts could be worse than bad horror shorts…but they were! Luckily, they didn’t show us any of those. Instead, we got an interesting mix of action from Germany, Australia, USA, and Canada…see, this festival is truly international!


After a dose of action, MIFFF treated us to some Sci-Fi shorts that ranged from 12 minutes to a half hour. Unfortunately, I was only able to stay for the first sci-fi short which sucked because I was really looking forward to seeing Babylon 2084…hopefully I’ll be able to see that one at another festival or online somewhere. Below is a short description of each of the shorts (clicking on the film’s poster will take you to the film’s page on MIFFF’s website). Remember, you can vote for your favorite from the festival audience’s favorites at IndieFlix in the next couple of weeks.


No Escape (Germany, 8 minutes) * Northwest Premiere * – This was a great suspenseful short where you’re trapped in a bank bathroom while it’s being robbed. What would you do in that situation? Hero or Zero? Official Website


Street Angel (Australia, 16 minutes) * Northwest Premiere * – I’m pretty sure this was the audience favorite and was the standout short for action. Kill Bill style, a small girl is left bloody after a massacre on her home. Raised by the streets, she becomes the defender of her city against ninjas and an evil geologist named Dr. Pangea. It was hilarious and looks like it’s getting a sequel…can’t wait! Official Website


Thy Kill Be Done (USA, 16 minutes) * World Premiere * – Hardcore Nuns battle hardcore drug addicts and dealers in an attempt to clean up their neighborhood after their priest is murdered. You’ve never seen ladies of the cloth act like this before. The flashback piece halfway through is to die for. Official Website


Red Revenge (Canada, 6 minutes) – If you like ridiculous shoot em ups, you’ll enjoy Red Revenge. Don’t mess with a man’s car…because then he’ll roundhouse kick your head off. Official Website Watch Online!


Cockpit: The Rule of Engagement (USA, 12 minutes) * Nortwest Premiere * – Battling an alien race which can manipulate human’s minds is tricky…that’s why the Space Navy has come up with the rules of engagement which states that pilots must eject (killing themselves) if they ever come in contact with the aliens. When one ship comes back to base without his wingman, how does he explain how his partner was killed without coming into contact with the alien species? And do you believe a pilot who might have had his mind altered by a mind mending foe? Official Website


The 3rd Letter (USA, 17 minutes) * Northwest Premiere * – Faced with the imminent loss of his crucial health insurance, a man unwittingly unravels a dark truth behind his insurance. Official Website


Babylon 2084 (Germany, 30 minutes) * West Coast Premiere * – In the year 2084 the world has sunken in to the sea. The rest of mankind lives in two towers which underlie a self-destructing constraint to grow higher and higher. Official Website

Maelstrom International Fantastic Film Festival The Maelstrom International Fantastic Film Festival is the premiere Pacific Northwest weekend long event devoted towards independent and international genre film making. The event was created to offer exposure to films that traditionally are overlooked by the festival circuit from genres including action, animation, fantasy, horror, and science fiction.
Visit MIFFF’s Official Website

REVIEW: Srpski Film (A Serbian Film)

Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010

A Serbian FilmThis is probably the most controversial film making its way around festival circuits. Banned in many countries and having trouble finding distribution in many others, A Serbian Film is a movie that pushes everyone to the limit and tests people to see what they can handle. I don’t think anyone knows what the fate of this film will be but within the next few months we’ll know if this one is allowed to make waves or fall back into the deep vaults of Serbia where no one will ever find it again. Basically, I don’t believe the film will be shown in any public American theater the way it is cut right now and editing will step on the filmmaker’s freedoms which is the big debate (or debacle) with this film.


So what’s all the hooplah about? A Serbian Film is a story about an ex porn-star named Milos who takes a fishy unknown job for a huge paycheck to support his wife and son. The job is to create another porn film but nothing like the ones he’s done before…this one is artistic and “real” done by true professionals. Unknown to Milos, the best porn star in Serbia, this porn isn’t a victimless endeavor…it’s all about the victims…and they come in all varieties and ages. Pretty much, the most awful things you can imagine are in this movie. Even the thing you don’t want to admit you’re thinking of.

A Serbian Film
You can’t just throw this film away for being disturbing and disgusting because it is actually well done. It is extreme horror to the max and has plenty of shock value. From the script to production, it’s a great film. But you can’t describe this film as great because of the subject matter. You can’t say you like this film because people will think you’re a twisted pervert. To me, the movie is unnecessary. There’s no point to it except to push buttons. A defense being used to support this film is to note that a lot of the fucked up sexual acts are based on actual Serbian sayings (think motherfucker) but still, what’s the point of visualizing them?

A Serbian Film
A lot of critics have said if you don’t think you want to see this movie, don’t. And many others state that even if you do want to see this movie, don’t. Honestly, it’s not as bad as I thought it was going to be based on all of the warnings. Maybe that’s because I grew up with the internet, seen a few videos which I probably shouldn’t, and my generation is desensitized. I didn’t have to turn away from the screen or throw up after (which people are doing). I just wondered to myself why they were showing this to me. You have an idea of what’s going to happen in the film as it progresses but I don’t think you ever think it’s going to actually happen…then it does. The story moves quickly down the rabbit hole but you never feel immersed enough where you get an uneasy feeling…you always know you’re watching a product of someone’s imagination.

A Serbian Film
In the end, I watched the movie which proves that people will watch just about anything. This is actually one of the messages in this film. As you watch the terrible sex acts that you wouldn’t describe to another soul, you think to yourself, “Who would watch that!?” Well, you are. Another aspect of A Serbian Film is to show how far one would go for their family. That what you would do to help your loved ones may actually just destroy them. Other key points to this film are artistic freedom, determining what is art, figuring out what the greater evil is, etc etc. In my opinion, however, you can depict all of these things and get your point across without exposing audiences to some of the most controversial images shown on the big screen. Where there’s shock and awe, I think A Serbian Film is just shock and uhhhh, really?

Maelstrom International Fantastic Film Festival The Maelstrom International Fantastic Film Festival is the premiere Pacific Northwest weekend long event devoted towards independent and international genre film making. The event was created to offer exposure to films that traditionally are overlooked by the festival circuit from genres including action, animation, fantasy, horror, and science fiction.
Visit MIFFF’s Official Website

MIFFF 2010: Fantasy Shorts

Tuesday, September 21st, 2010

Maelstrom International Fantastic Film FestivalThe Maelstrom International Fantastic Film Festival is a great venue for random and odd shorts you wouldn’t find anywhere else because either they’re too small or overlooked by larger festivals because of their genre. MIFFF focuses on fantastic genres like animation, fantasy, horror, and science fiction. My first dose of this festival was the Fantasy Shorts segment which didn’t disappoint. For me, it started off a bit slow and I was a bit worried with the selection, but after the first couple shorts, it kept getting better and better. Keep an eye on IndieFlix (http://www.indieflix.com/) where the top shorts from each of the festival’s categories will be shown for free. After watching them, you can vote on your favorite which will then be crowned the best short shown at MIFFF!


My favorite short of this bunch was a 12 minute film from Spain called Porque Hay Costas Que Nunca Se Olvidan which reminds us that every little instance has a great effect on us later on in life. ConLang was geektastic exploring the world of linguistics mixed with a traditional love story. The funniest shorts were Love Does Grow on Trees, where we got free nude pics from the saint of porn via a tree, and Manual Practico del Amigo Imaginario (abreviado) in which a real life imaginary super hero explained to fellow imaginary friends how he kept his human past 7 years old. These shorts definitely dipped into the realm of imagination and showed the audience a bit of each film maker’s fantasy world. Below is a short description on each of the shorts and where you can find more information (clicking on the film’s poster will take you to the film’s page on MIFFF’s website):



Flat Love (Spain/USA, 15 minutes) – A man, convinced that the world is actually flat, falls in love with a two-dimensional woman at the Museum of Modern Art in New York. Official Website Watch Online!


Noirville (UK, 13 minutes) – Lucky, Noirville’s only inhabitant, lives alone in an abandoned air raid shelter. She knows that true friends are hard to find. Official Website


Billy Baxter and the Mystery of Dr. Amazo (USA, 13 minutes) * Northwest Premiere * – A quirky short which tracks a young boy’s purchases from those unbelievable gadgets found in hobby mags like x-ray glasses, power gloves, and an inter dimensional portal. IMDb


ConLang (USA, 15 minutes) * Northwest Premiere * – Definitely the geekiest short of the bunch. I can’t even write a description that will do it justice so I’ll go with the provided synopsis: A unique comedy about secret crushes, extreme linguistics and the language of love. It’s awesome, check it out. Official Website


The Hatter’s Apprentice (USA, 17 minutes) * West Coast Premiere * – Set in the Victorian era, an apprentice goes against his master’s rules to impress a local flower girl. Two words: Mad Hatter. Facebook


Porque Hay Costas Que Nunca Se Olvidan (Because There Are Things We Never Forget) (Spain, 12 minutes) – The title says it all: because there are things we never forget. Follow a group of boys playing soccer as their actions get some serious reactions that will stay with them forever. Official Website


Love Does Grow on Trees (UK, 10 minutes) * Seattle Premiere * – After a boy first discovers adult magazines, he’s obsessed with finding more and finds himself overwhelmed until he meets a real girl and then the saint of porn…St. Valentine has nothing on him! Official Website


Manual Practico del Amigo Imaginario (abreviado) (A Practical Guide for Imaginary Friends (abridged)) (Spain, 19 minutes) – This was the most unique piece of work I’ve seen in a while and it was hilarious. I’m pretty sure this will win the audience’s vote for best fantasy short at MIFFF. At a presentation for imaginary friends, the imaginary friend who holds the record for longest time with their human explains how he did it. Official Website Watch Online!

Maelstrom International Fantastic Film Festival The Maelstrom International Fantastic Film Festival is the premiere Pacific Northwest weekend long event devoted towards independent and international genre film making. The event was created to offer exposure to films that traditionally are overlooked by the festival circuit from genres including action, animation, fantasy, horror, and science fiction.
Visit MIFFF’s Official Website