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REVIEW: Straw Dogs

Thursday, September 15th, 2011

Do you know your breaking point? It might be tested in Straw Dogs. This a remake of 1971 British film of the same name which is based on a novel called The Siege of Trencher’s Farm. The remake is moved to the deep south of America to a town in Blackwater, Mississippi but the same class clashes occur. L.A. screenwriter David Sumner (James Marsden) and his small town wife Amy (Kate Bosworth) return to Amy’s “backwater” hometown and their relationship immediately gets shaken up by the locals and their traditional ways. They move back to fix up Amy’s late father’s barn and enjoy the simple peace and quiet so David can write his movie on Stalingrad, a major battle of World War II and a blunt foreshadow of what was to come.


The original Straw Dogs is remembered for its amazing climatic ending and the remake follows suit. The whole movie builds up the tension between all groups of characters and each character themselves. Every audience member has to sit through each tormented episode and painful scene as the problems with assimilating and acceptance keep escalating. David may foolishly try and fit in, but Charlie (Alexander Skarsgård) and his boys (Rhys Coiro, Billy Lush, Drew Powell) aren’t having it. Amy gets aggravated with David doing too little or not what she expects. And there’s a subplot with the mentally retarded town idiot, Jeremy (Dominic Purcell) and town drunk Tom (James Woods) aka Coach. You know that straw is going to break at any moment. Watching all these character’s interactions is a treat as their shot extremely well – most noticeably, the menacing look of Rhys Coiro.

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Rhys Coiro is looking at me ;x


The acting was great from all ends. I really liked the visible confusion of Charlie when he gets his way but doesn’t get his way. The same goes for the transformation of David who “doesn’t need a lesson on how to be a man.” James Woods is a scary drunk who can flip on you at any instant and his subplot counterpart Dominic Purcell is somewhat emotionally void in his curious and blank stares until he realizes he’s done something wrong. I bet you could watch the movie on mute and still understand everything that was going on based on the character’s acting. Kate Bosworth is incredibly sexy and you can understand what the whole fuss is over with her ex Charlie and the local men of town.
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David Sumner (James Marsden) and his wife Amy (Kate Bosworth) in Straw Dogs


The writer/director, Rod Lurie, makes sure every audience member reaches their breaking point in Straw Dogs. There will be a moment in the film where you just can’t take it anymore. May that be you’re fed up with the film, fed up with the characters or fed up with the scenario. It doesn’t matter, you’re not going to like the feeling – but there is a feeling which means Lurie did his job…and quite well. The movie reminded me way too much of I Spit On Your Grave which had almost the same exact premise sans the husband and eventual siege. But still, you get the sweet sweet revenge in the end and the whole audience will have a collective gasp and say “OHHHHHHHH!” If you’ve seen the original, you kind of know what’s coming, if not, you’re in for a surprise. I liked the remake and if you can deal with reaching your breaking point, you may too.

REVIEW: Hop

Friday, April 1st, 2011

HopWe didn’t get a holiday movie for Christmas this year, but now we get one for Easter. Hop is an overload of cute, adorable, and feel good goodness. Following E.B., a privileged bunny who is next in line to become the Easter Bunny, Hop is about following your dreams, being selfless, and pooping jelly beans. It’s a wonderful movie for kids and if you aren’t a kid, it’ll turn you into one for 90 minutes. There’s nothing fantastic about Hop, but all together it’s a great little movie that will leave you with a metaphorical cavity. So sweet.


Russell Brand lends his voice to E.B. and it’s a perfect match. It takes some time to adjust to the British accent on a cute cuddly wabbit, but it works. Brand is such a character onscreen that I wasn’t sure if just his voice would translate as well but with the script that they gave him and the adorable animation they meshed it with, E.B. is going to be a lot of kids’ favorite character and a must have toy. The rest of the cast is actually pretty remarkable with James Marsden, Kaley Cuoco, Gary Cole, Elizabeth Perkins, and little Tiffany Espensen. They never got to really act much in this eggaggerated kids movie, but it was nice to see so many familiar faces. I love James Marsden, but if you wanted to teach a class on overacting, just watch the beginning of this movie. Gary Cole actually did have a very Office Space-esque scene thrown in there.

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The drumming is actually really good too


The movie is about E.B. running away from his responsibilities to become a drummer in Hollywood. After trying to bunk with Hef in the Playboy Mansion (get it, Playboy Bunnies), he stumbles into the one guy who saw the Easter Bunny when he was younger and kept a healthy obsession with the famous holiday character. From there, typical kid buddy movie antics ensure making Fred O’Hare (James Marsden)’s life miserable but then having the two of them become BFFs. E.B. gets close to his dreams but then has to choose between that and his new found friend. Both Fred and E.B. have to deal with their daddy issues and of course, in the end, the world is saved by drumming. Well, the world was never in danger, but at least everybody got their Easter baskets delivered.
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Nice pants.


The movie is so outrageously corny and cheesy that it works. For one, it starts of in Easter Island. I bet 80% of people going into this movie don’t even know that Easter Island is real. It’s called an “Egga Phone” instead of a Mega Phone. And to top it off, there’s a carrot icon instead of an apple on the bunnies’ phones. Oh, and how can E.B. talk? It’s a “simple combination of cuteness and magic.” Anything that talking bunny said was golden…you couldn’t help but smirk. Who’s the villain in this flick? How about an evil Latin chick (as in chicken, not girl) voiced by Hank Azaria. Bunnies and chicks running the Easter Candy Factor that’s reminiscent of Willy Wonka’s factory? Awesome.
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Hi-yaaah! Girl Power...just don't talk.


If you’ve seen the trailer or poster, you know that this bunny can rock and the soundtrack surely does play to that. You have such tracks as “Anthem” from Good Charlotte, “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” by Poison, and of course “I Want Candy.” There’s even an interesting cameo by the Blind Boys of Alabama as well as Chelsea Handler and the great Hoff who might have been the one actor who overacted more than James. The movie could have fared better being about 15 minutes shorter and being shown on TV as a Nick or Disney Family movie, but all in all, I enjoyed it. And then craved chocolate. “Happy Easter to All! And to all a…mid to late morning!”

REVIEW: Death at a Funeral

Thursday, April 15th, 2010

Death at a FuneralWith such an amazing cast including some of today’s best comedians, how could this comedy turn out so shitty? (pun intended) Death at a Funeral goes for the quirky everything that can go wrong does go wrong feel but ends up with a plain old movie that’s as stiff as the body in the casket they’re having the funeral for. Chris Rock, playing Aaron, has been living with and supporting his father, mother (Loretta Devine), and wife (Regina Hall) who is trying to get pregnant. Martin Lawrence is Aaron ‘s younger and much more successful brother Ryan who everyone adores…except, of course, Aaron. Joined by the rest of his family, Aaron tries to hold a service for his late father but one thing leads to another and you’re supposed to laugh.


The movie starts off slow with everyone heading to the funeral. You’re introduced to each character and their accompanying story lines. You have the beautiful Zoe Saldana as Elaine with her boyfriend (James Marsden) that’s extremely nervous about her family getting together because Elaine’s father doesn’t approve of him. They pick up Elaine’s brother (Columbus Short) who’s a pharmaceutical student with some interesting pills he keeps misplacing. Next you have Tracy Morgan playing Norman who’s a friend of the family but thinks he’s as much part of the family as everybody else. He’s with Derek (Luke Wilson) who’s in love with Elaine and Elaine’s father approves of him so much that he keeps trying to get them together. They are charged to pick up Uncle Russell (Danny Glover) who’s a cranky old disabled man. And finally, you have a mysterious character in a leather jacket nobody in the family really knows. Still with me?


The movie started to pick up when everyone arrived at Aaron’s house for the funeral but sadly, the movie had to resort to physical humor, potty jokes, and over the top antics. Even worse is that those are the best scenes in the movie…and biggest laughs. The funniest scenes come from James Marsden while he’s high off of his mind from drugs he didn’t know he was taking. Since he was so nervous about dealing with Elaine’s dad, Elaine gave him one of her brother’s pills – she thought it was Valium. Of course the high scenes are backed by stereotypical one drop reggae music.


James Marsden and Danny Glover actually made the film manageable for me. James Marsden’s high scenes were really funny and never got old (he’s high almost the entire movie). Danny Glover gave the other best performance as the cranky old man…most people don’t see him as a comedic actor, but he’s great in comedies. He blesses us with this little tidbit, “Let me tell you something about women, they’re smarter than you think they are…but not nearly as smart as they think they are.” The biggest laugh, maybe in disgust, comes from Danny Glover and Tracy Morgan’s scene with Norman assisting the handicapped Uncle Russell in the bathroom…I’ll let you figure out the rest. Tracy Morgan has small patches of brilliance but they’re bogged down by other scenes of boring run on dialogue and a running gag that just gets annoying.


Other than that, all of the parts could’ve been played by anybody…there was nothing special about them at all. It actually felt like Chris Rock was trying not to be funny and just saying his lines as dry as possible. There were a few clever lines from him and other characters thrown in here and there but they felt more like wasted material that should’ve been saved for a good movie or performance. When Aaron tells his wife what a mess the funeral has turned in to she replies, “I don’t know…I think it’s kind of exciting…for a funeral.” Perhaps, but not nearly exciting enough for people to watch this movie in the theaters.


Oh yes, and this was a remake of an English film of the SAME TITLE that came out three years ago. THREE YEARS! They even used Peter Dinklage to play the same character in both! You can see a great post comparing scenes from both movies side by side at Cinemablend [Death At A Funeral Vs. Death At A Funeral: A Scene By Scene Remake Analysis].


Anyway, look for both Columbus Short and the gorgeous Zoe Saldana together next week in The Losers (with many advance screenings) which I hope will be a lot better than this movie. You can check out our post for The Losers Q&A at Wondercon.