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REVIEW: In Time

Friday, October 28th, 2011

In TimeIn Time explains itself right away: People have been genetically engineered to age until they’re 25 years old and then they’re only given one more year to live. You must earn, borrow or steal time after that. Time is the new currency. Everything is bought, traded, gifted through time. The movie does a splendid job showing how the system works early on allowing the audience to understand the new sci-fi world and move right into the story. It also quickly gets you to understand why everybody in the movie has such great bodies. Everyone stops aging at 25 so your mother, sister and daughter all look the same age. You can’t truly know some body’s age unless you ask them – and then it’s just an anniversary of their 25th birthday. In Time also starts off right away with Justin Timberlake’s shirt off…so there’s that too.


I really liked the movie. The premise is superb and the movie is cute. After you get through the intriguing idea of everybody in the world having a 25 year old’s body and the flipped notion of living for and against time rather than money, you can assimilate to this very basic and easy to follow story. It didn’t get too scientific or sci-fish so it could keep the mainstream audience’s attention. The movie pretty much turned into a futuristic Bonnie & Cylde with a lot of running…out of time. If you hate puns, you’re going to hate the first 20 minutes or so of this movie – I cringed every time they said the word time. They did do it well somethings though; inventing new meanings for words such as time zone, timekeeper and minute men.

In Time

In Time is all about...time (who woulda guessed that?)


There’s a love story, there’s action, different groups chasing our main character, plenty of social commentary on the whole 99%/1% disproportion of wealth thing and bad ass looking retro-futuristic muscle cars. In Time bills itself as a crime movie but while there are crimes, nobody really cares about them. They’re not really investigating anything, just chasing Justin Timberlake around a lot. Instead, they build up this whole topple the system / bigger than oneself notion that doesn’t unfold like you’d think. I thought writer/director Andrew Niccol was going to spell out something intellectual like in his previous films such as Gattaca, The Truman Show or Lord of War but instead he kept it very shallow.
In Time

Run.


Justin Timberlake is Will Salas, a young man who lives with his mother Rachel (Olivia Wilde) in the ghetto. He’s always lived life on the run literally living day by day until he’s gifted with over a century of time to live by a wealth man named Henry Hamilton (Matt Bomer). But nobody just gives a century away so he’s accused of stealing it and chased by Timekeeper Raymond Leon (Cillian Murphy). He knows he can’t survive in the ghetto with all those years so he treats himself with a visit to New Greenwich where he meets the stunning and cute Sylvia Weis (Amanda Seyfried), daughter of time tycoon Philippe Weis (Vincent Kartheiser). Sounds cool, right? It is. But the movie drags on a bit and doesn’t quite get to that epic state which you might expect. Niccol could have taken this in a lot of directions but he kept it in line with a typical romance thriller. Obviously Timberlake and Seyfried become attached in a whole stockholm syndrome but I actually liked that. Seyfried’s character is ridiculously cute saying girly things while acting bad ass.
In Time

Well hello there Sylvia


This is a sci-fi movie that both geeks and girls can enjoy…and geek girls and guys. It has just enough of the science to get the brain thinking and the eye candy to get the other things thinking. The style of the movie is a mix of The Matrix, Tron and Grease. Yes, Grease…they used the L.A. River a lot as do so many films shot around Hollywood. The actions scenes were gripping especially the cheesy running towards each other scenes which I usually hate. The car chases were surprisingly good, it looks like JT knows how to handle a stick but it went from that to the worst CG car crash I’ve ever seen. To make up for it, JT has one of the most bad ass scenes of the year. My audience clapped right afterwards…it was awesome. I had my doubts going into In Time but I was delightfully pleased, Andrew Niccol can’t do wrong in my book.
In Time

The L.A. River must have a movie filming in it every day of the year


In Time

Swag.

Comic-Con 2011 20th Century Fox Panel (Prometheus & In Time)

Thursday, July 21st, 2011

Prometheus
The footage they showed looked amazing. The set designs on the ship and actor’s presence in wide shots already look immense. This is definitely a big event film that the studio and Ridley Scott is fully behind. They’re filming at remote locations in Iceland among other picturesque spots. The movie should come out some time next year.

Prometheus

Sir Ridley Scott phones in from Iceland to writer Damon Lindelof and star Charlize Theron


Here are some bullet points from the exclusive first look:

  • Ridley Scott is back to Sci-Fi
  • has the original dna of alien
  • simpler thinking, simple screenplay, great dialogue so there’s an amazing cast
  • Sir Ridley Scott: “What I want to do is scare the living shit out of you”
  • The movie is in 3D
  • There is not as much CG, they actually built sets
  • There may be two robots!
  • Charlize Theron definitely does naked push-ups in the movie (joke, when you see the trailer, you’ll get it)





In Time
In Time is an action/thriller in a world where everyone lives to 25 and then is genetically engineered to only have 1 more year. After that, they must buy or steal time to live. The world currency is now time so to purchase anything, travel anywhere or do almost anything, you must pay with the last years, months, days and minutes of your life! The main character (Justin Timberlake) is given over a century of time and is wrongly accused of murdering his donor…now he’s on the run!

In Time

Justin Timberlake and Amanda Seyfried. The stars of In Time.

  • child of Gattaca (one of my favorite movies)
  • The good news: you stop aging at 25. The bad news: you’re genetically engineered to live only 1 more year so you have to buy time/steal time
  • “body clock” – the invention that killed inventions because the poor can’t innovate and the rich have no incentive
  • to do it because they can just wait 100 years
  • poor die and the rich don’t live
  • Justin Timberlake is wrongly accused of murder
  • Olivia Wilde is Justin Timberlake’s mother
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REVIEW: Bad Teacher

Thursday, June 23rd, 2011

Bad TeacherBad Teacher’s title might remind you of Bad Santa: both bring shocking R-rated comedy to some traditionally innocent roles surrounded by kids. However, they each have their own style of comedy. While Bad Teacher isn’t as raunchy or despicable as Bad Santa, I was still blown away because it was nothing like what I expected and really funny…I was laughing all the way through. Cameron Diaz still has “it” as she headlines the show with a beautiful figure and great comedic presence. The loaded supporting cast doesn’t have to fight her for screen time which produces a well-rounded comedy with many can’t help yourself from laughing out loud moments.


Cameron Diaz is Elizabeth Halsey, a failed gold digger looking for a man to take care of her. In the meantime, she’s a teacher…a Bad Teacher. She blames her gold digging failure on her small boobies so the goal of this movie is to make enough money to get breast implants. “If I got a new pair of boobs, he’d be all over me. But they’re really expensive you know.” “Yeah and you gotta get two of them.” She teaches at JAMS, a middle school filled with exaggerated chipper corny and quirky do-good teachers. You know the kind, the one’s who always have a smile from ear to ear and say things like, “Later we’ll all die said the gator to the fly.”

Bad Teacher

Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake in Bad Teacher


Amy Squirrel (Lucy Punch), the embodiment of the quirky teacher type, becomes Elizabeth’s arch nemesis as they chase after the same guy: substitute teacher Scott Delacorte (Justin Timberlake). Elizabeth wants him because his family has money and Squirrel wants him because he’s as weird as she is. The rest of the teachers are Lynn Davies (Phyllis Smith), Ms. Pavicic (Jillian Armenante), Principal Wally Snur (John Michael Higgins) and Russell Gettis (Jason Segel). Each sub character has their own special niche but the sarcastic Jason Segel steals a lot of scenes and helps the movie be somewhat relatable amongst these over the top personalities. There are some wonderful cameos as well including Molly Shannon (from SNL) and Thomas Lennon (from Reno 911). My favorite character was actually Elizabeth’s spaced-out roommate played ridiculously well by Eric Stonestreet from Modern Family.
Bad Teacher

Elizabeth Halsey (Cameron Diaz) and Amy Squirrel (Lucy Punch) in Bad Teacher


The movie centers around Elizabeth as she tries to gather as much funds as possible to pay for her boob job. She collects the school’s cans and recycles them, sells the lost and found box to a shelter and even dresses skimpy at the 7th-grade car wash to collect tips from dads. She pretty much has sex with a car which is very reminiscent of Jessica Simpson’s Dukes of Hazzard car wash. There’s also the field-trip scene straight from Billy Madison. You can recognize a lot of influences from previous comedies which is even funnier because this Bad Teacher continually plays “school” movies in class like “Stand and Deliver,” “Dangerous Minds” and “Lean on Me.”
Bad Teacher

How much would you pay for a car wash?


I would give Bad Teacher a passing grade but you won’t find it on any Dean’s List. It’s funny, has a great cast and some really great zingers but it won’t have a lasting effect. This is like a guilty pleasure perfect for the gossipy reality tv show crowd or Hangover/Bridesmaids fans. Justin Timberlake fans won’t be disappointed as he has a better sex scene than in Friends With Benefits and Cameron Diaz fans will be proud that she can still be the star in movies. This review is dedicated to my high school chemistry teacher which this movie reminded me of a lot. If you’ve ever had a teacher come hungover to class or you are a teacher that teaches with hangovers…this is the movie for you!

REVIEW: Friends With Benefits

Thursday, June 9th, 2011

Deja Vu. Everyone will automatically compare Friends With Benefits with the movie released earlier this year with the same exact concept called No Strings Attached so let’s start there and get the elephant out of the room. While No Strings Attached was almost all about the sex, Friends With Benefits is more about the relationship. That may sound more boring to some people, but it’s actually more “real” and genuinely funnier. They are both completely manufactured romantic comedies aimed to the female demographic but Friends With Benefits is more in line with what people really go through and audiences will be able to relate to it more. Instead of Ashton Kutcher, you have Justin Timberlake and instead of Natalie Portman, you have her Black Swan co-star Mila Kunis. Everybody just wants to have sex, buddy.


Friends With Benefits is about a guy and a girl who want to have sex without the relationship. Justin Timberlake is Dylan who’s called “emotionally unavailable” by his latest girlfriend played by Emma Stone. Mila Kunis is Jamie who is deemed “emotionally damaged” by her ex played by Andy Samberg. Jamie’s a headhunter who lures Dylan out to New York from Los Angeles to take a job at GQ magazine. As soon as they meet in the airport, Jamie is goofy yet cute and Dylan is digging every moment of it…you can tell sparks are going to fly. Since Dylan is new to the city and has no friends, he starts hanging out with Jamie a lot and they eventually get to talking about S-E-X. Why can’t two people just have sex like any other physical activity? Like Tennis? They seal the deal over an iPad Bible app and you guessed it, it doesn’t quite work out the way they thought and of course there are complications.

Friends With Benefits

Some of the best ideas come from the couch when you're drunk...or are those the worst ideas?


The tone of the movie is very quirky as it tries to stick you in the middle of these two characters with very strong personalities. You start learning the idiosyncrasies of each of them like Dylan’s terrible math skills, instant defense that Harry Potter doesn’t make you gay and sexually timed sneezing. Jamie, on the other hand, has hopeless fairy tale dreams and cursed blinking. I loved Mila Kunis’ character: she’s quick on her feet and goes after what she wants no matter what…girl power to the max. The chemistry between Kunis and Timberlake was almost nonexistent as if they were in two separate movies.
Friends With Benefits

Mila Kunis could probably kick Justin Timberlake's ass...and he'd enjoy it


In fact, the script felt like it was from two different movies as well. I bet multiple writers worked on it because there were a lot of hilarious quotables and natural dialogue but then they spliced in blatantly obvious lines like, “look at my mother, of course I am the way I am.” The audience isn’t dumb…they could figure that one out. I hate when movies try to poke fun at their own genre in an attempt to be above the stereotypes and cliches. Dylan and Jamie keep watching (and making fun of) a DVD of a ridiculously cheesy fake romantic comedy starring Jason Segel and Rashida Jones yet the movie goes through the same cliches itself! JT adds his own soundtrack to the movie which is kind of funny but not what you expect.
Friends With Benefits

yeah, and this was done in Going The Distance...another romcom from the past year


My major complaint about the movie: not enough naked Mila Kunis! There is plenty of lingerie Mila though :) . There’s no full frontal nudity in FWB but there is plenty of backside from both Kunis and JT. Hooray for equality. The sex scenes are pretty funny…since they’re just f* buddies, there’s no romance and the sex is pretty nonchalant. They don’t do all the crazy positions like in No Strings Attached but it’s what they talk about during sex that’s really funny: “How was work today?” “Had a sandwich” “Oh, nice”. Woody Harrelson plays a flamboyantly gay sports editor at GQ and each of his lines are laugh at loud without a doubt. Richard Jenkins plays Justin’s dad who has Alzheimer’s and adds the serious element to the movie (like Anne Hathaway’s Parkinson’s in Love and Other Drugs – yet another recent movie about casual sex). Jenna Elfman plays JT’s sister Annie whose magical son is Nolan Gould who you may know from Modern Family. Masi Oka (Hiro from Heroes) is in here for quick minute as well as Shaun White who plays his douche self.
Friends With Benefits

Woody Harrelson steals the show and Richard Jenkins goes for a ride in Friends With Benefits


The movie feels like it was supposed to be released at least a year ago but was delayed or pushed back. There’s a running joke where Dylan keeps mentioning how planes pretty much fly themselves and that Captain Sully didn’t really do anything…that plane crash was over 2 years ago! The relevant jokes just aren’t relevant anymore. On top of that, they featured flash mobs…flash mobs! That was soo yesterday…when you make a movie targeted to the YouTube generation, you have to be up to the time and Friends With Benefits outdates itself. I wouldn’t recommend seeing it in a theater but it’s a fun rental. The one line I liked from this romcom (there’s always at least one) came from the gay Woody, “It’s not who you spend Friday night with, it’s who you want to spend all of Saturday morning with.” Like most of the cliche’s in this movie, that line is from other movies too but it’s still a good one. The basic lesson of FWB is to just get over yourself and your emotional baggage and stop sabotaging yourself from being happy or letting those around you be happy. Ahh-chooo! ;)


There is something at the end of the credits but it’s not worth staying for. Seriously, don’t wait for it.


It looks like they’re amping up to do A LOT of advance screenings of Friends With Benefits and you can find out how to get passes here!

REVIEW: Yogi Bear

Monday, December 13th, 2010

Yogi BearHey Boo Boo! If you remember that line, believe it or not, you’re going to enjoy Yogi Bear. Yes, it’s your typical movie formula of a 90 minute cheesy family friendly comedy, but for some reason I was smiling from ear to ear while watching it. It has a little bit of action, a little bit of drama, and a whole lot of pic-a-nic basket stealing antics. It’s not a four star restaurant picnic by any means but more like a wholesome lunch packed by your mom. Kids are going to love it and parents are going to be glad they took their kids to it.


We venture out to Jellystone Park where we follow around two park rangers who “protect and preserve” (Tom Cavanagh and T.J. Miller). Ranger Smith is a long-time head ranger who’s stuck in his ways and Ranger Jose is an eagle scout rookie looking to move up in ranks. Not many people visit the beautiful park but one important character does…a documentary movie maker (Anna Faris) who wants to shoot this brown bear she’s heard so much about…it talks and apparently they’re so rare (basically everyone understands that a talking bear exists…and they’re ok with that).

Yogi Bear

How can you say no to a face like that!?


Yogi Bear is voiced by Dan Aykroyd and Boo Boo is Justin Timberlake. For me, the voices were remarkably spot on but it was a little difficult to listen to Yogi for over an hour. Either way, they’ll take you back to the first time you heard or saw this classic Hanna-Barbera cartoon. They also look, move, and feel spot on…the animators did a great job on this one. Yogi has his classic hat and tie while Boo Boo has his bow tie. Luckily, they didn’t mess with the classic like many studio films tend to do.
Yogi Bear

I bet Anna Faris wished this was Justin Timberlake instead


The evil villain is the town mayor and joyfully played by Andrew Daly. This was probably my favorite character in the movie. Yes, Mayor Brown is your typical half-wit happy evil villain in line with the typical family friendly formula but Daly played the character so well that it just fit perfectly. Nathan Corddry plays the Mayor’s Chief of Staff lackey and is literally his yes-man. Their evil plan is to destroy Jellystone Park in order to fill the debt the mayor cause with all his excessive spending. However, coincidentally of course, it’s Jellystone Park’s 100th anniversary and they plan to have a big blowout fundraiser. Nothing can go wrong with Yogi Bear in the park, right!?
Yogi Bear

Andrew Daly for Governor!


The 3D was what 3D should be for a kids movie. Things flying towards you at the screen. It could be a bear’s butt, turtle’s shell, or some water flying out of someones mouth. Maybe even a slimy bug. My biggest gripe is that the love story seemed awkward and way out of place…this movie could have just been a fun-loving straight-forward resolve a problem kind of movie but they tried to force this other storyline in and it just didn’t work for me. There were only a couple scenes were the human to cgi interaction wasn’t polished but more times than not, the animated bears fit perfectly into nature. I enjoyed Yogi Bear and would recommend it to anyone who remembers the cartoon or wants to show the new generation a classic re-done correctly. Now I want to see The Flinstones in 3D…

REVIEW: The Social Network

Wednesday, September 8th, 2010

The Social NetworkFacebook. Everyone knows about it and almost everybody is on it. To not be a part of it is just as conscious a decision as not to drink water, as it has become just as much a part of society as eating and sleeping. Despite its widespread popularity, however, for most, little is known about its origins, its founders, and how it has become such an institution in our everyday life. Cue Columbia Pictures to bring you The Social Network, the tale of how this social networking phenom implanted itself into the homes of millions of Americans nationwide.


The Social Network’s narrative plays itself out with one main linear story, comprised of flashbacks from two different trial proceedings. The story starts with Harvard student Mark Zuckerberg [Jesse Eisenberg] having a drink and conversation at a small collegiate bar. During a talk about his desire to stand out amongst others in the Harvard community, he belittles various social / educational groups and ultimately, the female friend with whom he is conversing. For his pomposity, she dumps him, and despite his plead for forgiveness, leaves him alone at the bar. Unable to cope with his situation, he gets drunk and blogs about the incident, eventually creating a website to desecrate the entire female population of his school. The site catches the attention of a group of well off, high society students, who entrust him to help them build HarvardConnect, an exclusive online social network that collectively links the students of Harvard to one another. It is the instillation of this idea in Zuckerberg’s head that gets the gears turning towards the invention of The Facebook.

The Social Network

Jesse Eisenberg as Mark Zuckerberg building Facebook


It is here that he starts on what one could argue is a paradoxical ascending downward spiral. With the capital fronted to him by his best friend / business manager Eduardo Saverin [Andew Garfield] & the programming help of his roommate Dustin Moskovitz [Joseph Mazzello], he gets to work on this business venture that sends him on a roller coaster of events including run-ins with fellow students, beautiful co-eds, lawyers, investors, and the highly influential friend / foe Sean Parker [Justin Timberlake.] It’s a journey that is just as enjoyable to watch as it seems would have been to have experienced it first hand.
The Social Network

Mark Zuckerberg (Jesse Eisenberg) and Sean Parker (Justin Timberlake) talking over drinks


Where The Social Network succeeds is that it is able to bring to the screen a story that is not only entertaining and informative, but also believable. Too many times, Hollywood takes the story of real life events and twists it to the point that the audience no longer believes that what they are seeing is possible. The Social Network, on the other hand, delivers a story that anybody that has ever attended a college can relate to. Getting drunk at parties, hanging out with your friends in the dorm, and dealing with relationships, it’s all there. Only it tells the story in the context of the creation of Facebook, and given that it’s something that everyone who has ever updated their status wants to know, it makes it all the more stimulating.


In addition to the story itself, a commendation should go to the acting. Somehow director David Fincher was able to extract a superb performance from his entire cast. Ranging from Eisenberg’s portrayal of the pretentious & business minded yet somewhat socially awkward Mark Zuckerberg to Timberlake’s sleazy yet lovable Sean Parker, it seems as though the actors captured all the intricacies of the characters. Even the smaller supporting roles shone through and conveyed the moments of tumultuous emotion with a polish that lent to the overall effectiveness of the film. Everybody on screen seemed to really nail what they were trying to achieve with their roles.
The Social Network

Mark Zuckerberg (Jesse Eisenberg) and his roommate Dustin Moskovitz (Joseph Mazzello)


All told, The Social Network a great film. It details the very sequence of events that led to Facebook’s creation and the obstacles that had to be surpassed for it to be as successful as it is today. Above and beyond, however, is that it does this in a manner that seemingly would be enjoyable to the Facebook using demographic. It manages to stay within all the boundaries of being a believable, enjoyable ride that informs while entertaining. I’d definitely suggest this movie to anybody who has ever used (or avoided) the social networking conglomerate known to us all as Facebook.



We will be posting more advance screenings of The Social Network, so keep checking!